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Submitted by Stuart Burgess
Defense Attorney: "What is your age?"
Little old Woman: "I am 86 years old."
Defense Attorney: "Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you on April 1 this year?"
Little old Woman: "There I was, sitting there in my swing on my porch on a warm Spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me."
Defense Attorney: "Did you know him?"
Little old Woman: "No, but he sure was friendly!"
Defense Attorney: "What happened after he sat down?"
Little old Woman: "He started to rub my thigh."
Defense Attorney: "Did you stop him?"
Little old Woman: "No, I didn't stop him."
Defense Attorney: "Why not?"
Little old Woman: "It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago."
Defense Attorney: "What happened next?"
Little old Woman: "He began to rub my breasts."
Defense Attorney: "Did you stop him then?"
Little old Woman: "No, I did not stop him."
Defense Attorney: "Why not?"
Little old Woman: "Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!"
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little old Woman: "Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down and said to him, 'Take me, young man, Take me!'"
Defense Attorney: "Did he take you?"
Little old Woman: "Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot the little b#####d!"
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